Queer Joy: Homosexuwhale - LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards by Proud Zebra
LGBTQ+ greeting card featuring a sparkly rainbow narwhal and the message "You are my fav Homosexu-whale!"
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Queer Joy: Homosexuwhale - LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards

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Description

Whale, well, well. This queer greeting card features a sparkly rainbow narwhal with the message "You are my fav Homosexu-whale!", the kind of pun that makes people laugh out loud in the card aisle, which is exactly the effect we were going for.

A great gift for your partner, your bestie, your Valentine, or the friend who appreciates a pun that commits all the way. Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, "just thinking of you" moments, long-distance mail art, and "I love you platonically and also specifically" notes. Slip it into a gift with a sparkly accessory, a care package, or a bundle with other pride stationery.

Blank inside so you can go as silly or as sincere as you want. Designed by our small LGBTQ+ owned studio, for every queer human whose love story deserves a terrible pun.

Details

  • Card Dimensions: 5" x 7"
  • Envelope Dimensions: 5.23" x 7.165"
  • 1 Greeting Card, blank on the inside for your own message
  • 1 Brown Kraft Envelope
  • Printed on premium matte cardstock
  • Designed in-house by our small LGBTQ+ owned studio
  • Ships flat and ready to gift

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Does Proud Zebra give back to the LGBTQ+ community?

Yes! We're a queer-owned small business, and a portion of every sale is donated to local LGBTQ+ charities and the pride festivals we set up at. We also have 6 awareness pride pins where 100% of the profits go directly to specific 2SLGBTQIA+ partners. As of May 2026, we've donated $10,219.58 to LGBTQ+ charities and community partners since 2021, and we'll keep going. You can see our full donation record here.

Q: What size are Proud Zebra's LGBTQ+ greeting cards?

Each LGBTQ+ greeting card measures 5" x 7" and comes with a brown envelope (5.23" x 7.165").

Q: Are the Proud Zebra LGBTQ+ greeting cards blank inside?

Yes! Every card is blank on the inside, giving you the freedom to write your own heartfelt message for your partner, bestie, or chosen family.

Q: Where can I learn more about all the pride flags?

We wrote a complete guide to all 32 LGBTQ+ pride flags covering each designer, year, and what every colour means. Read the full 32-flag guide →